For Mr. Boardman iwasthere

[JoyceFarrell]

Jethro comes home from college and see's his dad shoveling the shit out of the outhouse and fertilizing the strawberries, jethro . says dad that's a lot of work, if we grab two or three sticks of dynamite we can blow the poop all over the strawberries ..... Dad thought that it was a great idea, so they get things all rigged up. They ducked behind the shed and lit the really long fuse. Unbeknownst to them grandma came out and headed to the outhouse. With that the outhouse blows up blowing poop and grandma all over the berries, dad and jr run over to grandma, grandma are you ok? She looks at them and says, holy crap on a cracker, I'm glad I didn't let that one rip in the kitchen.