Get out your long johns and thermals because the wood burner police may come after you.
Where There's Smoke ... There's a Trade-In
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/25/business/energy-environment/25stove.html?hp=&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1261713539-Fu1DQULCbpfVL7gXrD1XhA
I wouldn't shed a tear if the home of the busybody fireplace snitch would happen to burn down! Then I would just have to report the fire to the local smoke police! People like that deserve no mercy from me. I just don't understand what the appeal is in controlling the lives of others.
I'll be burning several buckets of nasty stinky bituminous coal in my pot belly stove this weekend, and have a big smile on my face as I fill the backyard full of smoke. :) And if someone complains I'll add some used motor oil to the fire.
Rick yer baaaad !!! hehehehe