I was a passenger on a WRTA bus recently. A young man sitting near the front spilled his cup of coffee all over his pants, shoes, the floor and the bus seat. What a mess.
You may need a lawyer because he may have had a plan.
Bring a coffee onto the bus someone is driving and spill it on yourself, find a lawyer and sue WRTA, the company that built the bus, the driver and everyone who had been on any bus in the last few days and of course whoever sold him that coffee (even it he made it himself at home)
Inspired by some old hag that sued McDonalds for spilling coffee on her lap while riding in her relative's Trans Am