Coming to an airport near you

[Rick Rowlands]

Read the replies to the story.  They are hilarious.

OK here's my plan.  You all want to buy local?  Well you can buy some of your very own Mahoning Valley carbon offsets.  For every dollar you give me I will take one pound of coal out of my coal pile and bury in the backyard.  I won't burn it in my pot belly stove but will put it back in the ground where it came from.  But you gotta hurry, its cold out and I'm feeling a chill....

[Towntalk]

S.F. fliers may pay their way in carbon usage

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2008/12/24/MNIR14PSQF.DTL