"Fracking and Crapping"

[Youngstownshrimp]

Dennis here is your answer.

[Youngstownshrimp]

"Fracking and Crapping" are harmful to our environment!  It has been officially established that during an intense debate here between Irishbob and Youngstownshrimp, that fracking as with crapping are harmful to our environment.  Dennis in his argument has presented us with  substantial information (with no known authorities) that as with crapping, fracking utilizes chemicals in the process of fracking.  Crapping as with fracking requires an enormous amount of water while treatment with chemicals occurs in our sewer treatment plants.  The piping infrastructure systems as with fracking is problematic and may result in sewage leakage in downtown Youngstown.

Conclusion:  We must ban all fracking and crapping immediately.  It is mandated that the entire population must transport oneself with bicycles only, until Dennis completes his Perpetual Motion Machine, no gasoline will be sold.  Furthermore, all crapping the traditional way is banned.  Crapping will only be allowed in the vast open spaces of the Eastside.

Warning:  As a result of this study, toilet paper has become an issue of further debate.  It has been noted that the depletion of trees is  occurring at a rapid pace due to the byproduct of crapping, the usage of toilet paper.  Irishbob has recommended the use of corn cobs, Youngstownshrimp has suggested fall leaves, the scientific debate continues.....


"No Fracking and No Crapping!"