http://www.vindy.com/news/2012/dec/18/man-who-was-robbed-fledsflbnaked-onto-ys/ (http://www.vindy.com/news/2012/dec/18/man-who-was-robbed-fledsflbnaked-onto-ys/)
the only thing that comes to my mind is the famous song, "here comes the streaker". "ethel get your clothes on" is one stanza i remembered.